The source within the organization also reports that the new owners will be wiping out any and all references to the current ownership group including a nickname change. It has been widely speculated that owner Robert Johnson named the team the Bobcats after himself. The new owners have already been granted permission by the NBA to change their name immediately to the Charlotte Krunk, resurrecting one of the most beloved nicknames and logos in the history of the ABA.
“It’s a shame too,” said Brandon from his home on Wednesday night. “If I would’ve taken a little bit of time that day instead of hanging out with the wife, the joke would have been way funnier and much better written. Now it’s just lame.”
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